Lily Max

How did the doofus break his arm??

Posted by Lily Max on 6 May 2010 | 2 Comments

Pinch & a punch & hairy-rabbits
for the 1st of May. I know
I know that was five days ago.
What have I been up to?? I've
been busy busy knitting a woolly
scarf, because it’s winter in my part
of the world.
This morning Angelica pulled
back the curtains to give the morning
weather report and said: frosty grass,
sunny sky, and not at all breezy.
Then she turned on Kidz Club
Radio. It was Ring-in with your
best joke day. ‘How did the doofus
break his arm when he was raking leaves?’
I don’t know how did the doofus
break his arm when he was raking leaves.
‘He fell out of the tree. Get it?’
Except the radio guy didn’t get it.
Even I’d worked out that the doofus
(ie. really stupid person) must
have been sitting IN the tree raking leaves in order to fall down and
break his arm. Maybe not the
funniest joke of all time. But Angel
had chosen it out of a book of 1002
best ever jokes for children,
so it must have tickled her
funny bone.
Has anyone out there got a
totally hilarious joke they
want to share in the comment
section? (just write the maths anwer
in words eg. four plus four equals
eight) pimps
Soonest cupcakes LMxx