Lily Max

My Mum is afraid of worms

Posted by Lily Max on 26 May 2010 | 0 Comments

Mum was very polite when Angelica
gave her the worm present.
Thank you sweetie. "Worms –
my favourite," she said. (NOT).
Mum hates worms because;
a long time ago her brother put a
worm in her ham and lettuce
sandwich as a joke (bad joke).
Then her brother said
“Mary Jane something wiggly
is coming out of your mouth.”
When my Mum looked down her nose,
she went cross-eyed and saw not one,
but two mini pink snakes looking up
at her. She spat out her mouthful
toute-de-suite and screamed,
"Johnathon I hate you."
Apparently the worms just tasted
of dirt. LM
ps has anyone ever played a mean
trick on you??